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"The cottages are very tired and in desperate need of renovation. Our toilet seat was cracked, tiles were cracked and paint chipped. Two of the blinds were broken, very run down!"

"Modern and clean rooms "

"Love this place."

"I don’t recommend this hotel at all. The building is run down and shabby. The changing rooms for the so called spa are dreadful. The male change is basically a walk in toilet with lockers. The rolls in the morning were stale and staff passive aggressive as we were a few mins early. We are really dissatisfied and disappointed here. The shower seals in our room were black with mould and disgusting. It has a steam room. No sauna. The gym only had cardio equipment, no weights at all. Overall it wasn’t a great place to be and not what it’s advertised to be "

"Good choice at breakfast. Room spotless, toilet recenly upgraded to a high standard. Ample parking. Great hotel, just wish it wasnt up a hill "

"Not ideal for a good nights sleep. Party with loud music until the wee hours then people talking loudly until after 3am. However the room was comfortable and the restaurant served very nice food which improved the experience! Staff were helpful and friendly. "

"It was okay"

"Room was fine area was good"

"Overall this hotel was probably our most disappointing stay on our 5-day tour of Scotland. Whilst the main building and surroundings looked really nice, it did not make up for the disappointment of having to stay in one of the lodges round the side/back. In our lodge, the floor creaked so badly and loudly that we resorted to not moving too much when in the room. If I had known about the 'motel' lodges then I would have booked elsewhere. The staff, on the whole, were professional enough but always seemed too busy and somewhat 'distant'. At no point did we feel 'welcome', not because the staff were unfriendly but rather mostly too busy to deal with us. The only saving grace was that the quality and standard of food was exceptional. As a foodie, I can honestly say that every element was exceptional. It's not a 'cheap' eat but the quality makes it worth every penny. Kudos goes to the kitchen and restaurant staff. Would I choose to stay again? NO. Would I choose to dine here? ABSOLUTELY."