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Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views!

Holiday home in Yucca Valley with private pool and kitchen

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Escape to Crazy Heart Ranch, a newly-renovated modern ranch compound on 5 secluded acres featuring sweeping views of Joshua Tree & Yucca Valley. Unwind in the EPIC hot tub or under the stars by the propane firepit and enjoy quality time with loved ones at this desert paradise.

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Entire home

3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 8

Popular amenities

Pool
Spa pool
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Pet-friendly

includes taxes & fees

10 Feb - 11 Feb

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About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views!

Summary:

Crazy Heart Ranch By The Cohost Company

✔ EPIC hot tub

✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs!)

✔ Outdoor bed

✔ Two Cowboy tubs

✔ Propane firepit

✔ Propane BBQ

✔ Large indoor bathtub

✔ Outdoor dining patio

✔ Heating/AC

✔ Wifi

▵ @thecohostcompany

► @crazyheartranch

9 mins ➔ La Copine

13 mins ➔ Integratron

15 mins ➔ Joshua Tree

18 mins ➔ Pioneertown

18 mins ➔ Pappy & Harriet's

18 mins ➔ Red Dog Saloon

50 mins ➔ Palm Springs

The Space:

Escape to this gorgeous, newly-renovated modern ranch compound on over 5 secluded acres featuring sweeping views of Joshua Tree & Yucca Valley.

The property -- dotted with dozens of beautiful Joshua Trees and an enormous Saguaro cactus -- features a 3-bedroom home, horse riding arena, a Western-style saloon facade (great for the Gram!), hot tub, outdoor shower, cowboy tubs, multiple covered outdoor seating areas, horseshoes, firepit & more.

The fully-fenced, landscaped grounds provide a safe & unforgettable desert experience for families (no more stepping on cactus thorns!); dogs & horses are also welcome!

Through the front gate, a long meandering driveway leads you to the primary residence: a 3-bedroom / 2-bathroom home featuring beautiful open floor plan, country dining table for 8 and vaulted-ceiling living room.

The home’s three-sided covered wraparound porch features various seating arrangements throughout; the perfect place to sip a morning cup of coffee and gaze out at the tranquil desert landscape. The large outdoor dining area also features a gas grill.

CRAZY HEART RANCH takes its name from the 1987 novel chronicling the story of a down-and-out country singer who finds redemption & romance through music & nature.

Whatever your adventure, make Crazy Heart Ranch your home base in Joshua Tree!

Guest Access:

You'll have access to the entire property.

The Neighborhood:

Joshua Tree village is right nearby.

Getting Around:

You'll need a car, 4x4 is not required.

Other Things to Note:

◦ THINGS TO NOTE:

Paved Roads/Dirt Roads: dirt roads but capable of low riding cars.

Fenced yard: Fully fenced

Outdoor Surveillance: Camera located in front of the house. The camera in the backyard by the corn home game is pointed strictly at the propane tank across the way to make sure the deliver on time

Cell phone coverage: Yes cellphone coverage

◦ Wildlife: this is the rural desert and we share the space with the wildlife. You may encounter desert ants, mice, coyotes, or if you’re lucky a bobcat.

◦ Additionally, any unauthorized late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee

◦ Items left behind will incur a minimum return shipping fee of $50, depending on the shipping address

◦ Pet Fee is $100 per pet. We are unable to accommodate cats due to the owner's severe allergy. Appreciate your understanding!

◦ RULES:

Noise ordinance:

Quiet hours are 10pm-7am. No external speakers allowed. Any noise related discrepancies will result in at least a $1000 fine.

◦ SMOKING POLICY

No smoking inside the house or within 10ft. Smoke residue will result in excessive cleaning fees

◦ Restricted Areas:

Any locked closet or room is restricted. If forcibly entered you could be held liable for any unaccounted for item.

◦ Hot Tub/Pool:

** Please note: Cowboy pools are unavailable from November through March.**

Hot Tub Use: Please avoid using the hot tub immediately after it’s been serviced, as chemical levels are temporarily elevated. We have weekly pool cleanings, this day may fall on your stay and your cooperation will keep the hot tub clean and balanced at all times.

Please rinse off any oils, lotions, or substances before entering the spa, as these can affect water quality and cause discoloration.

No drinking in the hot tub, please.

Be sure to keep the cover on when not in use, especially since we're in the desert and debris can easily get into the water.

Any misuse of the hot tub may result in an additional charge for extra maintenance.

☆ Cowboy Pool Availability ☆

The cowboy tub is drained and unavailable for guest use during winter months (November - March) to prevent the filter from freezing and breaking.

Please note: Dishwasher is not operatable

◦ Photoshoots & Video:

No un permitted photoshoots or videoing at the home. If you would like to use our home for those purposes please send us a message. Any unauthorized filming will result in a $5000 violation and production fee.

▵ - WEDDINGS & SPECIAL EVENTS

If you're interested in having a wedding or special event please let us know. There are additional fees, contracts, etc.

▵ - PHOTOSHOOTS

If you're interested in having a photoshoot please let us know. There are additional fees, permits, contracts, etc.

▵ - SOCIAL MEDIA

@crazyheartranch

▵ - MANAGED BY

Brad Klopman / The Cohost Company

@thecohostcompany

▵ - CLOSEST AIRPORTS

Palm Springs, CA (PSP) – 55 mins

Ontario, CA (ONT) – 1 hour 45 mins

Orange County, CA (JWA) – 2 hours

Long Beach, CA (LGB) – 2 hours 25 mins

San Diego, CA (SAN) – 2 hours 45 mins

Los Angeles, CA (LAX) – 3 hours

Interaction with Guests:

Brad Klopman and The Cohost Company area available 24/7.

Property amenities

Pool/Spa

Hot tub
Private pool

Internet

Available in the house: WiFi

Parking and transport

Onsite parking options include a garage

Kitchen

Coffee/tea maker
Cookware, dishware, and utensils
Hob
Microwave
Oven
Refrigerator
Toaster

Bedrooms

3 bedrooms
Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

2 bathrooms
Hair dryer
Shower

Living spaces

Fireplace

Entertainment

Games
TV

Outdoor areas

Balcony
Firepit
Garden
Gas grill

Laundry

Laundry facilities
Washing machine

Work spaces

Office

Comfort

Air conditioning
Heating

Pets

Pet friendly

Suitability/Accessibility

Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

Iron/ironing board

Safety features

Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
Fire extinguisher

General

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Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM

Contactless check-in and check-out are available

Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

An adult aged 18 or older must assume all liability for the booking

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Rules

Any unauthorized late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee. Items left behind will incur a minimum return shipping f...

Pets

Pets are allowed

Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees

Note from host: Charge may apply

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited

Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property

Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property

Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher

This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room

This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

Property Registration Number CESTRP-2022-01743

Property is also known as

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About the area

Yucca Valley is home to this holiday home. Joshua Tree Certified Farmers' Market and Pioneertown are worth checking out if shopping is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Joshua Tree National Park and Sand to Snow National Monument. Visit our Yucca Valley travel guide

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Yucca Valley, CA

What's nearby

Sand to Snow National Monument
11 min drive - 8.2 km
Yucca Valley Community Park
15 min drive - 15.2 km
Joshua Tree National Park Visitor Center
20 min drive - 17.1 km
Hi-Desert Nature Museum
15 min drive - 16.0 km
Noah Purifoy's Outdoor sculpture Museum
18 min drive - 12.7 km

Getting around

Palm Springs, CA (PSP-Palm Springs Intl.)
59 min drive

Restaurants

Starbucks
13 min drive
McDonald's
13 min drive
Circle K
12 min drive
Jack in the Box
14 min drive
Steak 'n Shake
14 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views! pet-friendly?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views!?

As of 2 Feb 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views! on 10 Feb 2026 start from AU$727.32, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

What time is check-in at Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views!?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views! located?

Situated in Yucca Valley, this holiday home is within 9 miles (15 km) of Sand to Snow National Monument, Noah Purifoy Foundation and Noah Purifoy's Outdoor sculpture Museum. Yucca Valley Community Park and Hi-Desert Nature Museum are also within 9 miles (15 km).

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10/10 Excellent

Maja A.

13 Mar 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Light, space and gorgeous views

We stayed for 21 nights. The house is spacious comfortable and gives us the best views especially sunrise. It feels like a home that is being shared rather than simply a holiday rental. Cohost the managing company were very responsive and helpful

Stayed 21 nights in Feb 2025