Cozy Cottage Steps From the Beach

Welcome to your fun-filled escape at the Midlife Crisis Cottage! Leave your worries behind and embrace the relaxed coastal lifestyle, with the pristine white sands of the beach just a three-minute walk from your front door.

This cozy 900 sq ft cottage is thoughtfully designed for couples, small families, and groups of friends. Inside, you'll find two bedrooms, each featuring a king-sized bed and a white noise machine to ensure a peaceful night's sleep. The fully equipped kitchen has everything you need to prepare delicious meals, and you can enjoy your morning coffee on the front deck

Step outside to your private entertainment hub! The wonderful outdoor area is perfect for making memories and includes:
* A covered TV and sitting area
* Fun and games: cornhole, ping pong, and giant Connect Four
* A grill for afternoon cookouts
* A fire pit for roasting s'mores under the stars

We've also stocked the cottage with you in mind, providing modern conveniences like Wi-Fi and a washer/dryer. For those traveling with little ones, a Pack 'n play and high chair are available. There is also now a full size air mattress option instead of the sofa couch

### Guest Access

You will have private access to the entire cottage, including the expansive outdoor living and entertainment areas.

### The Neighborhood

Nestled away from the hustle and bustle, our cottage offers the perfect blend of relaxation and adventure. Enjoy easy beach access for a full day of sun and sand—we even provide a beach cart, beach charis and shibumi

Explore the best of Gulf County with activities for everyone. Grab the provided pickleball paddles and head to the local courts, go for a bike ride, or try your hand at fishing. we have a fish cleaning table! The area is also home to charming local shops and fantastic restaurants waiting to be discovered. There's a popular restaurant two blocks away, a lounge bar/liquor store under a mile, gas station dollar general and seasonal food trucks one mile away, and the memorial park 1.5 miles away. Mexico beach is just over two miles. Lots of rental companies for gulf carts, fishing charters and more!

### Getting Around

The cottage is conveniently located for exploring the surrounding coastal towns:
* Downtown Port St. Joe: 7.5 miles
* Mexico Beach: 4.5 miles
* Panama City: 29 miles
* Florida Caverns State Park: 77 miles

### Important Information

To ensure you have a wonderful stay, please note the following details about the property:
* The cottage has a cozy indoor footprint of 912 sq ft.
* There is no bathtub; the bathroom is equipped with a shower.
* A convenient second toilet is located outdoors.
* The outdoor shower provides cold water only, perfect for a refreshing rinse after a day at the beach.
* We provide a fishing cart and a fish cleaning table and charcoal grill for your use, but please bring your own fishing rods and gear.

I am putting this cottage together with you in mind, trying to create the best space possible for an enjoyable, fun and relaxing vacation outside the hustle and bustle, right by the pristine white beaches.