Experience the ultimate beach retreat at That's What SEA Said, a spacious 3-bedroom getaway with unobstructed gulf views and a huge screened front porch perfect for family gatherings. With its proximity to Shipwreck restaurant and downtown PSJ, this quiet beach house offers an outdoor shower, full laundry room, board games like Monopoly and Scrabble.
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Exceptional
Entire home
3 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 8139 sq m
Popular amenities
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Free Wi-Fi
Air-conditioning
Outdoor space
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About this property
Entire place
You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
3 King Bedrooms! Huge screened front porch w Gulf Views, 150 yard walk to beach!
Incredible unobstructed gulf views! 150 yard walk to St. Joe Beach! Park your boat here! Huge screened front porch with unobstructed views of the Gulf that can seat entire family! 3 KING Bedrooms with full, large en-suite bathrooms, extremely spacious with big closets. There is a 2bd/2bth upstairs, and a completely separate 1bd/1bth accessible from the carport downstairs. Shipwreck restaurant is 150 yards away! Great walkable seafood restaurant for dinner. 7 miles from downtown PSJ, and 3 miles from Mexico Beach. Quiet beach, outdoor shower, perfect beach house!
That's What SEA Said is a large 3 bed 3 bath (2/2 + bonus upstairs and a separate 1/1 downstairs).
Huge screened front porch has incredible views of the Gulf/Beach and everyone will want to hang out there all day. All bedrooms are KING bedrooms with large ensuite bathrooms. There is so much space and high ceilings in all rooms. Very large bathrooms. Full laundry room. Huge open floor plan, living and kitchen space with big pantry for storing all of your groceries and extras.
UPDATE: Grill added in carport! It is propane and you must bring your own propane tank. Please clean after use and place cover back on!
Board Games such as Monopoly, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Yahtzee, UNO, playing cards, Hedbanz and What do you MEME?
Plenty of parking for everyone coming. This is a perfect beach house for a great family and/or friends vacation!
Property amenities
Internet
Available in the house: Free WiFi
Parking and transport
Parking on site
Kitchen
Blender
Coffee/tea maker
Cookware, dishware, and utensils
Dishwasher
Hob
Ice maker
Kitchen island
Microwave
Oven
Paper towels
Refrigerator
Spices
Toaster
Dining
Dining table
Bedrooms
3 bedrooms
Bedsheets provided
Bathroom
3 bathrooms
Bathtub or shower
Hair dryer
Shampoo
Shower
Soap
Toilet paper
Towels provided
Living spaces
Dining table
Living room
Separate dining area
Entertainment
Games
Smart TV with cable/satellite channels
Outdoor areas
Balcony
Barbecue grill
Outdoor furniture
Laundry
Laundry facilities
Washing machine
Work spaces
Desk
Desk chair
Comfort
Air conditioning
Heating
Pets
No pets allowed
Suitability/Accessibility
Smoke-free property
Services and conveniences
Iron/ironing board
Safety features
No carbon monoxide detector or gas appliances (host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Pets
Pets not allowed
Children and extra beds
Children are welcome
Events
No events allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
About the area
Port St. Joe is home to this holiday home. Constitution Convention Museum State Park and Constitutional Convention Museum State Park reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Beacon Hill Park and Mexico Beach Park. Travelling with kids? Consider Port Theatre Art and Culture Center and Frank Pate Park. Visit our Port St. Joe travel guide
Is 3 King Bedrooms! Huge screened front porch w Gulf Views, 150 yard walk to beach! pet-friendly?
No, pets are not allowed at this property.
How much is parking at 3 King Bedrooms! Huge screened front porch w Gulf Views, 150 yard walk to beach!?
On-site parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at 3 King Bedrooms! Huge screened front porch w Gulf Views, 150 yard walk to beach!?
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.
What time is check-out at 3 King Bedrooms! Huge screened front porch w Gulf Views, 150 yard walk to beach!?
Checkout is at 10:00 AM.
Where is 3 King Bedrooms! Huge screened front porch w Gulf Views, 150 yard walk to beach! located?
This family-friendly Port St. Joe holiday home is within 2 mi (3 km) of Saint Joe Beach, Beacon Hill Park and Windmark Beach. Mexico Beach is 2.4 mi (3.9 km) away.
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3 King Bedrooms! Huge screened front porch w Gulf Views, 150 yard walk to beach! Reviews
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No other VRBO has served me like That’s What Sea Said. Everything was clean, amazing and the surrounding beaches and other attractions were a lot of fun to be around.
We really enjoyed our stay at Matt & Kourtney’s house. It was a good size for our group and comfortable for the relaxed, low key vacation we had in mind. We basically lived on the front screened porch. The beds were comfortable, and sheets insanely soft. The kitchen could have been a little better appointed given the lack of dining options close by — the pots & pans are all rusted and ready to be replaced. And we really would’ve appreciated a grill - especially since the pots/pans were less than ideal, and all had to be hand washed…so we did dishes constantly.
We were initially very disappointed to see a 3 story house under active construction across the street, but we really didn’t hear any construction noise inside the house.
The proximity to the beach is what makes this house so incredibly fantastic. It’s the shortest walk and you’re on the most beautiful uncrowded serene beach, and it’s awesome. The location is convenient for exploring the area and checking out Mexico Beach, Port St Joe, Cape San Blas, Appalachicola, Indian Pass…and even Panama City Beach.
We identified an issue with the cleaning crew upon check-in which Matt & Kourtney addressed quickly. They continued to check in with us throughout our stay to ensure everything was to our satisfaction. We’d stay here again and would recommend to others…
This house is beautiful! Plenty of space for our crew of 8! Very comfortable, a short walk to the beach (even with my broken foot it was a breeze!) Away from all the hustle and bustle but still close enough to drive over and enjoy some food/shopping if needed!
My husband and I renewed our wedding vows. Beautiful weather and home. The only drawback was my 84 year old dad had difficulty with the stairs, but I should have thought of that. Wonderful stay and would recommend home.
Great property. My family of 8 (2 adults and 6 kids) had plenty of room and we really enjoyed the house/location. Beach was conveniently located to the property, within walking distance. With two 3 yr olds this was a must. The beach was never really crowded and the owners were very helpful and responsive with everything we needed. We would definitely come back!
We enjoyed our stay at this beautiful home. Everything looked just like the photos on the listing, nice roomy house with table to seat 8. Fully stocked kitchen with room to cook all our meals for our group. Right across the road from the beach in a quite peaceful neighbor hood. My 6 year old grandson said he loved "our " home at the beach and wanted to know if we could just move there.
Everything was nice. We had a great time and tried to leave it as clean as we found it. Only complaints is that rug in master bedroom was not dry, comforter in small bedroom upstairs was not dry and a couple of bath cloths were damp. I just put them in the dryer. They were clean just not dried completely. Great time!