"Dear Guest,
Would you like bed sheets for your stay? Yeah? That'll be extra
Would you like a towel for your stay? Yeah? That'll be extra
Would you like water and electricity for you stay? Yeah? That'll be extra
Would you like to use the TV? Yeah? That'll be extra
Would you like to use the Wifi? Yeah? Because you won't get that in your room, no definitely not, that's only available at reception.
Now please conduct a stock count of the items in the apartment, fill out a form and return it...