La Colline Hotels, Schoelcher

"The property fails to inform their guests of everyday rules. And those rules are absurd. I could go on and on about how ridiculous they r. I have been in the hotel business for over 23 years and I can tell u. They don't know how to run a hotel. Food subpar. All buffets unless you upgrade, which we did. Then just ok. U cannot buy a drink at the bar and carry it to ur table. You cannot sit on the beach in the am on ur way to breakfast. The cash bar was subpar. No communication at all about turning on lights or air. Meaning we checked in and had to place a key into a slot to just turn on lights but we were not informed. I could go on forever!"

"Lovely Hotel with access straight onto beach. We had a garden view room which alsobhad a sea view which was wonderful. Attcahed to the hotel is a great bar restaurant serving gret cocktails and freshly cooked Breakfast Lunch and Dinner. We had a lovely stay only slight negative was the car park is very small."

"This property is fantastic. The apartment is fully equipped and the location is great…a short walk to restaurants and places to pick up food and other supplies. Beautiful and quiet swimming pool. We would definitely go back. "

"Reception and restaurant on site are often closed which is very deceiving. The beach is not very long and full of plaque of thick rocks."

"I had a wonderful experience at this hotel. The staff were incredibly nice, friendly, and always ready to help with anything I needed. The room was very clean and well-maintained, which made my stay comfortable and relaxing. The location is excellent — close to everything and very convenient for getting around."

"Yes"

"To be clear, I base this on the north american standards I am used to. The front desk staff was not very welcoming or friendly, however check in was fairly quick. The code for the internet was posted on a sign at the front desk and when i asked about it, he said to take a picture. The internet only worked in the lobby or the bar...not in the rooms. We went to order a pizza and were told we cant place a call from our room. They did dial the number from the front desk for us. The pool and outside bar area were lovely!! Nice to sit up there and have a drink in the warm air. There is a $46 charge on my credit card (on top of the room charge) that might be some sort of tourist tax??? I have no clue as it was not explained. The room was clean and functional and we were only there one night so it suited our needs. It is dated and felt cramped, but we did have a small table and chairs that we appreciated. I felt the price we paid was too high for what we got, but again, used to hotels in Canada and the US."

"Good room!"

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