Hotels with Pool & Resorts in Greenhurst from AU$129

"Everything was amazing. Except the one thing that matters at a hotel. The bed. I checked into the hotel and laid down on the bed. Pretty sure I didn’t lay on the bed… I just leaned against the floor with blankets. --- This hotel bed is so hard, I think it’s actually part of the building’s load-bearing structure. --- I tried fluffing the pillow. Turns out it was just a second mattress. --- I rolled over in my sleep and got a concussion from the mattress. --- The hotel bed is so firm the front desk asked if I’d like “extra pillows or a jackhammer.” --- I woke up this morning and my back filed a formal complaint with management. --- This mattress has two settings: Concrete and Historic Stone Monument. --- I asked the front desk if the mattress was memory foam. They said, “No, but it remembers the Great Depression.” --- The bed is so hard when I tossed and turned it sounded like someone shaking a toolbox. --- I tried jumping on the bed like a kid… and the bed won. --- The mattress is so firm if you drop a coin on it, it lands heads up and files for mineral rights. --- I slept on this bed and woke up four inches taller. Pretty sure it straightened my entire spine by force. --- The hotel advertised “orthopedic support.” Turns out it’s just a slab of granite wrapped in a sheet. So yeah. Wont be staying here again.. "

"perfect location to the comedy museum. Room was clean with a great mattress and a lot of pillows. Breakfast was nice. It was nice to see the kids having fun with all the waffle fixings. "

"The beds were comfortable and I slept well every night. The desk clerk gave me a choice about whether I liked a higher floor or lower. Since I don’t like heavy walkers above my room, she put me on the top floor. I was disappointed to find the upkeep to the hotel has been starting to decline. The wallpaper was starting to peel in my room and the insulation between rooms had to have been non-existent since I heard everything (talking, intimate relations, snoring, etc.). "