Val's Mountain Mic Club is a designer 5BR Poconos chalet in a gated community. Built for friend groups, multi-gen families, and the kind of people who don't book a Poconos cabin just to scroll their phones.
This chalet has a speakeasy with red velvet booths and brass stools, a hidden Arcade Vault with a wall of original cabinets, a vinyl listening room with a working Victrola, and a vaulted-ceiling great room with floor-to-ceiling windows.
The space
KEY FEATURES:
* Mountain Mic Club speakeasy — red velvet booths, brass stools, disco mirror balls
* Arcade Vault — wall of original arcade cabinets, purple lighting
* Vinyl Listening Room — curated records, working Victrola, foosball
* Five spacious bedrooms (4 king beds + 1 bunk room with yellow slide) — sleeps 12
* Three full bathrooms + ½ bath — one on every level
* Two living rooms (main level vaulted ceiling, lower level with wet bar)
* Large back deck with outdoor seating and grill
* Renovated kitchen with brand-new appliances, dining for 12
* Self check-in via smart lock, pet friendly
LOCAL ATTRACTIONS
15 min - Delaware Water Gap, Downtown Stroudsburg
20 min - Camelback Mountain, Kalahari Resort, Shawnee Mountain, Big Pocono State Park, Pocono Premium Outlet
30 min - Bushkill Falls
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SPEAKEASY & GAME ROOMS
→ Mountain Mic Club Speakeasy — red velvet booths, brass stools, disco mirror balls, the original neon. Your private cocktail moment.
→ The Hideaway — arcade basketball, air hockey, and shuffleboard
→ Arcade Vault — wall of original arcade cabinets in a purple-lit room
→ Vinyl Listening Room — curated record collection with a working Victrola, foosball, chill seating
→ The Loft — foosball table
→ The High Roller — poker table for tournament nights
BEDROOMS
→ Bedroom 1 (master) — King bed, ensuite bath with walk-in shower
→ Bedroom 2 — King bed
→ Bedroom 3 — King bed
→ Bedroom 4 — King bed
→ Bedroom 5 — Bunk room with a yellow slide. The kids will not sleep, sorry.
KITCHEN & DINING
Open kitchen with brand-new appliances, a real coffee station (Keurig + pods), and counter space that fits more than one cook. Long dining table seats 8. Bar seating fits 4 more. So 12 people can eat at once. Big windows, forest views.
LIVING ROOMS
Main level: vaulted ceilings, walls of windows, stone fireplace, big sectional, smart TV. Lower level: second living room with a wet bar — for when the speakeasy needs a co-host.
BATHROOMS
3.5 bathrooms — one on every level. Master ensuite has the walk-in shower. Main-floor hallway bathroom is shared. Upstairs bathroom is between the two upper bedrooms. Lower-level bathroom is steps from Bedroom 5 — basically a private suite for whoever takes that room.
STAY WITH US
Whether you're here for skiing, a girls' weekend at the speakeasy, a multi-gen family reunion, or just somewhere to stay up too late playing arcade games — Val's Mountain Mic Club is the kind of property guests rebook the same week the next year.
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Other things to note
Pet Fee: $79 per pet, per stay, maximum of 4 pets (vaccination records required by HOA.)
This property includes security features, such as Schlage smart locks and Ring floodlight cameras, for your safety and peace of mind.
Our home is situated within a gated community, and it is required for all guests to complete a quick Guest Registration and Lease Form. It’s a standard procedure around here aimed at enhancing safety for all residents and guests, and as a result, ranks as one of the safest communities in PA! Additionally, the HOA strictly enforces a 5-car limit per reservation, and once the reservation has started, the HOA makes it a hassle to add / change cars, so please plan accordingly.
Smoking: Smoking or vaping of any kind is strictly prohibited inside the home or on the property. A violation of this policy will result in a minimum $375 fine to cover deep cleaning and odor removal.
