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In two weeks
16 Oct - 18 Oct
In two months
27 Nov - 29 Nov
In three months
25 Dec - 27 Dec
In four months
22 Jan - 24 Jan

Our top choices for Dildo holiday homes

A gravel area with two green planters and a green chair.

1. Pretty’s Oasis

Pretty’s Oasis
Dildo
The price is AU$235
includes taxes & fees
6 Oct - 7 Oct
Pretty’s Oasis
A dining area with a wooden table, chairs, a tray with food, and a blue folder.

2. Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery

Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery
New Harbour
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (13 reviews)
"Great size and location with good facilities, clean and comfortable beds"
United Kingdom
Sally
The price is AU$278
includes taxes & fees
1 Nov - 2 Nov
Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery
A two-story house with a front porch, a small staircase, and a garage.

3. Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway

Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway
Whitbourne
8.0 out of 10, Very good, (3 reviews)
"Clean. Well equipped. Appreciated extra touches. Host had good communication. Outside looked different than posted sowe had a little trouble finding it."
United States
Sharon C.
The price is AU$282
includes taxes & fees
6 Oct - 7 Oct
Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway
A wooden deck with a hot tub, seating area, and string lights.

4. Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean

Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean
South River
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (5 reviews)
"We loved this little house and if we need to stay somewhere again it would be here. It was beautiful, very clean perfect for what we needed."
Canada
june
The price is AU$552
includes taxes & fees
6 Oct - 7 Oct
Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean
A cozy room with a sloped ceiling, large windows offering a view of a lake, a white sofa, and a small white shelf.

5. Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!

Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!
Cupids
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (25 reviews)
"Lovely home overlooking the water. We saw minke whales frolicking in the cove from the second floor great room window. There is an amazing walking trail a short walk from the house that offers beautiful, unspoiled views. The host was very responsive and the rooms were clean."
United States
Amy
The price is AU$438
includes taxes & fees
5 Oct - 6 Oct
Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!
Lowest nightly price found within the past 24 hours based on a 1 night stay for 2 adults. Prices and availability subject to change. Additional terms may apply.
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Top Dildo Hotel Reviews

Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery

Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery

8/10 Good
"It was clean and spacious."
Brian 3-night trip
Posted 2 days ago
Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery

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Dildo Holiday Homes information

Number of reviews
41
Accommodation
39 Holiday Homes
Lowest Price
AU$235
Highest Price
AU$552