“Lucky we even found it”

Upon approaching the address we could not see the motel because the sign was not on. There were a few insects in the room, one being a cricket on the floor, the other of scary undetermined origin. We couldn't swim in the pool because it was so cloudy and green. My cousins room had AC issues. The coffee available for the continental breakfast was so weak it was undrinkable. And the staff could use a lesson in friendliness.